You have this name no one can pronounce
Ordinary no one can blame your parents
Unique I wouldn’t call it
Redundant to everyone ears who hears it
Not original, but you think it is
Animal mistakenly answer to it
Many have tried and failed to get the right
pronunciation
Even you’re not quite sure how to say it
I think it a joke someone played on you
So don’t get mad if you’re called something
else
Were your parents drinking when they came up
with it
Heaven help me and them I think they were
At mention of your name people burst out in
flames
Time to think about getting another name
Your name is what?